- attractive boy: hi i'm famous
- attractive boy: hi i'm gay
- attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
- attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
- attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
- attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
- attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
- attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
- attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
- during a concert
- me: they're real
- me: they're REAL
- me: I'm gonna puke
- me: I love them
- me: I'm going to cry
- me: omg
- me: what
- me: they're real
